Instructions: Section 1, Yes or No
Answer the following questions yes or no.  You have approximately
as much time as is necessary for you to finish this test.  Answer the best you can
If you don't understand a question, mark "no".  Okay go for it!


1.Have you ever given a gift for Arbor Day?
2.Have you been known to enjoy the stench of a compost heap?
3.Have you ever taken a soil sample for the pure enjoyment of it?
4.Do you, out of respect for Mother Nature celebrate your birthday on Earth Day?
5.Do you befriend dead rats?
6.Do you hold funerals for roadkill?
7.Do you get a warm, fuzzy feeling inside from recycling?
8.Do the words "Catch and Release" prompt you to give the nearest person 
  an hour and a half lecture about fish population strategy?
9.Does your food come from organic farms unpackaged?
10.Do you shudder at the thought of eating beef, yet wear leather frequently?
11.Have you attempted to suck car exhaust to prevent air pollution?
12.Did you refuse to learn to read and write as a child in protest to 
   the massive amounts of trees cut down every year to be made into reading
   materials?
13.Are leaves your favorite form of toilet paper?

Section 2: Multiple Choice   Instructions:
Choose either A,B,or C  (note: if you are feeling really stupid today, choose D!)

1.How many environmental bumper stickers grace your vehicle's bumper and/or 
back window?

A)from 0-3     B)from 4-10     C)Vehicle? are you kidding? As an earth-friendly person,
                                              I insist on walking everywhere so I put bumper-stickers
                                              on the seat of my pants so I can both be earth-friendly
                                              and express my views at the same time!

2.How many pairs of Birkenstocks do you own?

A)0           B)3              C)1, and only 1, because I take pride in consuming
                                     as few resources as possible and owning more than
                                     one pair of sandals would mean that I am overusing
                                     our limited resources.

3.What is your opinion of organically-grown cotton underwear?

A)It sucks! It itches!   B)A good, underrated idea.  

C)It is necessary!  All poly-blend underwear should be banned!
Our fragile ecosystem cannot handle the by-products of polyester
manfacturing!  In fact, all elastic should be banned from underwear!
Elastic is yet another product harmful to the Earth!  Viva los
drawstrings!


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