Fun, Entertaining, and most of all, 
Stupid things you can do to save the Earth

1.Be Homeless!  
   Housing projects destroy valuble resources!

2.Kill the Whales, Save the Plankton
   Plankton produce more oxygen than that whole stinkin' rainforest.
   Whales eat those loveable little plankton fellows, in effect, eating
   our valuble oxygen!

3.Don't ever use the brakes on your car.
   Thousands or brake pads need to be replaced each year because people
   wear through them by the unneccessary action of braking a car.  Brake 
   use not only fills up landfills, but it also causes dreaded heat 
   pollution!

4.Save old home fixtures and appliances.
   They double as handy recycled furniture.  For example, you can use
   a toilet as a tip-proof flower pot, a refrigerator as a wardrobe, or 
   a dishwasher as a handy shoe organizer.

5.Don't use toilet paper.
   Innocent trees are cut down every day just so people can wipe 
   their butts.

6.Carry a solar-powered flashlight at night.
   This may be able to help you see at night, but be sure to 
      put it in direct sunlight for an hour every time you want
      to use it for five minutes.

7.Write your homework on your desk at school to save paper.
   This even produces a "hard" copy.

8.Stack old tires on lightposts in parking lots.
   This both reuses tires and provides a safety bumper for 
   unexperienced drivers.  Also, it shows a concern for the fellow
   human and takes up valuble parking space in order to encourage
   people to use mass transportation!

9.Make your own designer clothing out of used soda bottles.  
   Forget Patagonia, just tie empty soda bottles together
   with hemp twine.  The 2-liters work well for vests and if
   you want to add sleeves, just tie on some 20-oz bottles!

10.Three words:  Tin Can Telephone
   Talk to your neighbors and still be environmentally correct.
   This beautiful system recycles cans and prevents the unnecessary
   cutting down of trees for telephone poles.  Plus you can have as
   many phone lines as you want for no monthly fees!

There will be about 15 more things coming soon! So relax!