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Important Recent Discovery!!!!
5/17/2000
Team Granola Biter has been notified of the dangers of the increasing
supply of methane entering our Earth's very ATMOSPHERE! This harmful
greenhouse gas is the third most potent ingredient in the evil recipe
for GLOBAL WARMING! So what can the environmentally conscious person
do to prevent methane release into the atmosphere?  Well it is a very
simple solution...
Light Your Farts on Fire!!!
This simple action can reduce your output of harmful methane by up to
1 quart a day!  Why is this?  Methane is what farts are mainly composed
of and it is natural fact that every human releases on average 1 
quart of bodily gas per day.  By burning the methane, you can chemically
convert it into a completely different kind of gas! If every human
being lit all their farts, methane production could be reduced by
almost 6.5 billion quarts a day!  So please, help your planet, light
your farts!
WARNING!!! This may cause severe burns and embarrasment...You have
been warned.

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